Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Lindsay and Sam are no-shows at Valentine's Day fete

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson bailed on their Valentine's Day party at Passions Night Club at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.


continue

E! Online - Salma Hayek and her French billionaire baby-daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault, spent their Valentine's Day making it official.


continue

If the Jonas Brothers and Chuck Bass had a slumber party, I bet they would spend hours straightening their hair and dressing up dolls...


continue

And in other news of the "DUH"... Oh UK, you provide us with so many wonderful things. Amy Winehouse, fish and chips, Old English Sheepdogs, and Maltesers*. Oh, and sex studies. Lots and lots of studies about how and why we do or do not get busy. The latest? The latest informs us that men who suffer from constant stress suffer from lower testosterone than their footloose and fancy-free man-friends. What does this mean? Well, in addition to reduced muscle mass and poor circulation, the men have significantly reduced interest in sex. And when they do get frisky, they're more prone to impotence and premature ejaculation. Talk about adding insult to injury - am I right? Dr. Richard Petty, who runs the private clinic that conducted the study adds, "Chronic stress caused by financial worries, redundancy or working longer hours may cause levels of the hormone to drop." So how do you resolve things when you're having that less than manly feeling? Why sleep, silly! Dr. Petty advises that regular sleep and stress-relieving techniques (like yoga) can restore a man's testosterone levels back to normal. To which we add our own very scientific findings of: DUH. Perhaps if your man is stressed out about money, he should just nap until 2011 - when economists are saying our recession may start to break. Ah, to be a man! * I have no idea what Maltesers are, our token office Brit made me add that in.


continue

Teen pregnancy? Not really a good idea. Stopping teen sex? Ain't gonna happen. So says Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter, Bristol, who said Monday night that the abstinence her mom preaches is "not realistic at all."


continue