Audrina Patridge Was Robbed - See The Video 
Stop! Thief! As we all learned earlier this week, Audrina Patridge was robbed. Lucky for Brad Pitt, Mickey Rourke, and Kate Winslet this all happened during the Oscars, so we know the three of them aren't to blame. Who are the culprits? Well, in typical reality tv fashion, the entire burglary was caught on tape - soon to be aired on an episode of The Hills. Kidding! No, but really, the entire thing was caught on surveillance tape. This is where you come in. Do you recognize any of these bandits? If yes, Audrina wants to know. Who knows, your good deed could get you a walk on role. Get ready to "hey boy, hey" Brody Jenner.
Stevie Wonder gets major award, praise from Obama (AFP) 
AFP - Stevie Wonder picked up a major award at the White House, and Barack and Michelle Obama were treated to a concert from the singer whose music the president says brought the couple together.
Paula Abdul Denies Slamming New Fourth Idol Judge 
She says she is "thrilled" to have Kara DioGuardi by her side each week
Kim Kardashian Poses With Chimp, Offends Many 
Those Kardashians. Remember when that woman was brutally mauled by the crazed ape? Yeah, well the Kardashians took that as inspiration and got themselves their own chimp. Kimmy K., her mom, and two of her sisters decided to pose with their new monkey friend, Suzy, and post pictures to her website (Kim's, not Suzy's). So what's the issue? Apparently people are offended. Why? Because all monkeys are officially on time-out. One must not speak of monkeys until a crazed squirrel decides to terrorize a postal worker or something. The chimp doesn't even really belong to the Kardashians. The girls rented little Suzy as a joke, not realizing how horribe their timing was. Kardashian says, "I understand my timing was not appropriate and it was insensitive of me. What happened to the woman that was attacked by the chimpanzee was devastating. In no way did I mean to insult or offend anyone by posting these pictures." Oh really. I can see behind that sweet exterior. You're a cold-hearted woman Kim K. Cold.
Shiloh, Pax, Maddox and Zahara Visit Ariel on Broadway 
Your second favorite Oscar couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, brought their four older kids to see The Little Mermaid on Broadway in NYC last night. Pax brought his drink to go after the show as he held onto dad's hand. Little blondie Shiloh hitched a ride in Brad's arms. Angelina brought up the rear with Maddox the fashion plate and Zahara. The twins are too little to enjoy the lively performance, but hopefully Knox and Vivienne will make it a whole family affair soon while the family settles into New York for the time being. View 10 Photos › To see more of the Jolie-Pitts just read more. View 10 Photos › Splash News Online and Bauer-Griffin Online
US hostages' chronicle critical of Betancourt (AP) 
AP - Three Americans held captive by Colombia's leftist rebels for 5 1/2 years published a memoir Thursday full of wrenching survival stories and unkind words about Ingrid Betancourt, the most famous hostage who shared their jungle prisons.
